May 7, 2011

Mom and the Internet

Somewhere or other, I find a way to post this exchange every year. This is the infamous story of my mother attempting to type a heart into her gmail chat box. Every word of this is unaltered and true. Enjoy, and have a Happy Mother's Day.  

bcscott is my mother and me is my sister.

me: ok.
7:05 AM


bcscott: Howed you make that heart
7:08 AM me: it's this:
<
and this:
3
pretty cool.
7:10 AM bcscott: doesn't work on a non Apple

9 minutes

7:20 AM me: yes it does, i've doen it at work
you have to type them together.
but it ONLY works in this chat box, nowhere else.
7:22 AM bcscott: I typed them separately and together and I get a 3. Do you use shift or control? See if you can see the heart and smley face I inserted.
me: you have to type them in this window
i can tell you haven't because i should be able to see you doing it.
7:23 AM don't insert them,
type them here.
bcscott: ,3 There you go.
me: you hit the comma. try it again.
< and 3
7:24 AM bcscott: My greater symbol IS the comma.
me: doit again, barb.
< and 3
7:25 AM bcscott: #< There you go. That's with the shift.
me: mom, you can't be serious. instead of the 3, you typed # and you did it backwards.
< and 3
7:26 AM bcscott: Carrie, what kind of keyboad do you have? My 3 IS the #. The shift controls all this. ,3
me: yes, but you keyed in a #
you need to type exactly <
and then 3
just do it.
7:27 AM bcscott: I know, maybe you have a numbers pad. I don't have that on my laptop. Otherwise, this conversation is ridiculous.
me: this conversation is ridiculous.
i am not doing this on a number pad.
you're going to do this, mom.
type <
and then 3
you've been typing ,3 and <#
bcscott: I can't type < without the shift key. if I use the shift key on the 3 I will get a #
7:28 AM me: then ONLY use the shift key to get the <
and then don't use the shift key to get the 3
do it, mom.
bcscott: ♥ There you go!
me: that was unbelieveable.
absolutely unbelieveable.
7:29 AM bcscott: I had to do shift < and then regular 3. Now where did you get your smiley thing.
me: oh boy.

(Disclaimer: my mother finds this whole debacle hilarious and approves of this posting. We still type "#<" instead of "I love you.")

3 comments:

  1. Ha amazing! I wish I had kept my attempts to teach my dad how to chat in Facebook. He didn't realize you had to hit "enter" to actually send the message.

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  2. Love this or #> rather...

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  3. This is hysterical.... I think my favorite part is your sister saying "Do it again, Barb". My parents are pretty computer savvy, but if only I could teach my dad not to type in all caps... I feel like I'm constantly being yelled at :)

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