The Llama Won a Shorty Award and I Got Engaged!

As you may have heard, The Llama (@DoWhatITellYou) won the Shorty Award for Weird! Hooray! Now, I'm not saying you "may have heard" because the llama's so famous now, I'm saying it because when I went up to give my acceptance speech, I got Kanye'd by a sore loser.  

Since then, I've had a daily "Who do I need to block on Twitter today" ritual, as some pretty nasty and disgusting thing have been said about me. Same for the llama. I mean, whatever, the loser's whole shtick is to freak out like that, but call off the dogs, would ya? Geez.

Anyway, here's The Llama's acceptance speech, delivered by me with the help of a golden llama letter opener:


 
So that's that.

In other news, I'm engaged! Mr. Cleveland popped the question in the most adorable way, I said yes, and now I'm like this full time wedding planner person (in addition to my full time job). Maybe everyone has an inner wedding planner just waiting to get out. I don't really think so, but maybe.

Next trip is to Barbados. Recaps a-coming!