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The hatred I feel for you can ONLY BE FELT by a woman who has not had her first cup of coffee, and MAYBE Lewis Black, and MAYBE wild bears. You are a barrier BETWEEN ME AND MY COFFEE, and my work, which I like, on an otherwise lovely, tree-lined, regrettably single-lane commute.
The stoplights. The stoplights are timed for 30 mph. That means, Dear People, that you have instantly transformed our path to downtown from a reasonable 8 minutes to a heartbreaking 18 minutes right off the bat. Don't you like NOT being in the car? Don't you have people who love you?